Sex robot cafe to open in London

The businessman behind London’s first ‘fellatio café’ has revealed that horny customers will have sex acts performed on them by randy sex robots. An entrepreneur from England hit headlines earlier in the year when he had announced his plans to open a sex shop in Paddington, charging thirsty punters 60 Pounds for a coffee and some oral relief. But after being warned about the UK’s strict prostitution laws, he now claims that “erotic cyborgs” will get frisky with the cafe’s curious clientele. “Sex robots will always be pleasing and could even become better at technique because they would be programmable to a person’s need, he said adding that “they will improve the sex service. It’s totally normal to see a new way of using robots and others sex toys to have pleasure”.