Bad news everyone. You know how statistics and the internet do an amazing job at capturing reality? Well, the two recently combined their powers of assessment and aimed them unforgivingly at your face. Internet dating, perhaps the highest authority on beauty, has just released an exclusive, damning report on how ugly you are.
There were rumors of a Greek wedding, but in the end Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, aged 46 and 44 respectively, tied the knot in a secret ceremony in their own Bel Air mansion in Los Angeles. Guests included Aniston’s Friends friend, co-star Lisa Kudrow as well as Howard Stern, Chelsea Handler, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski.