Ugly

Bad news everyone. You know how statistics and the internet do an amazing job at capturing reality? Well, the two recently combined their powers of assessment and aimed them unforgivingly at your face. Internet dating, perhaps the highest authority on beauty, has just released an exclusive, damning report on how ugly you are.

Maison Sere, aged 42, was the unemployed man crowned Zimbabwe’s ugliest man at a pub pageant in Harare. Missing several teeth and dressed in torn overalls he beat the five other contestant and came away with the $500 Mr. Ugly prize – a large sum for a country where there is massive unemployment.