Fat asses 'produce' smarter kids, say scientists (pics)

Twerking and ass-shacking has got a bad wrap for too long. It is time to set the record straight and defend the ‘noble’ act of women twirling her ass left and right, up and down incessantly!  

According to a study conducted by the University of Oxford, big butts result in smarter kids because of the high amount of Omega 3 fatty acids (the good fatty acids) stored.

Scientists say that women with fatter bottoms are smarter than women with flat behinds, the reason being once more the storage of Omega 3 fatty acid, which improves the brain development and functionality.

Evidence shows that the fat fat content in a mother’s milk comes from the lower body part.

The same acid could be the reason fat-bottomed women are more attractive to men, because it becomes an evolutionary way of bearing healthier and stronger children.

Science cannot be disputed!